Does reading an article about commas bore you? Yeah, us too. We’ll keep it brief to keep you from going comma-tose. You’re welcome for the horrible joke. By definition, a comma is a soft pause in a sentence. This is because there is no other good way to show taking a breath in written language. […]
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Thank God for clickbait… Most dictionaries and website sources say that a semicolon is “more pronounced than a comma yet less pronounced than that of a period.” But what does that even mean? Let’s cut through the BS, shall we? To be frank, punctuation is a visual tool used by writers to more effectively communicate
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Admittedly, we might be a bit biased, but we won’t apologize (and we certainly won’t use parentheses to apologize!). In fiction writing, parentheses are used mainly to provide additional, nonessential details to the narrative and for satire. They work very similarly to em dashes—if you aren’t familiar with this type of punctuation, then please review
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Oh, the irony! Puns aside, hyphens can change the entire meaning of a sentence and are really the one form of punctuation that does matter. Well, kind of. More on that later. For now, let’s review a couple of real-world examples: A man eating chicken is a man who’s eating chicken. A man-eating chicken is
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Ellipsis… and Other Words You Don’t Know Like abecedarian. You know what that means? No? Ha! An ellipsis—plural form: ellipses—is a set of three dots that triggers a break in fiction writing. The primary uses in dialogue are to show visually that a character is pausing, trailing away, or shift the focus from dialogue to
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Because there are em dashes! Get it? …No? So much for our education systems. Let me explain. Before we can discuss the uses of dashes in fiction writing, we must first describe hyphens, en dashes, and em dashes: Hyphens are smaller than dashes and used for connecting letters of a compound word (e.g., twenty-four hours,
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Colonoscopies, on the other hand… Colons are surprisingly useful—unlike parentheses. However, you should still be careful in how often you use colons. By definition, a colon is a punctuation mark that introduces text. Remember that word: introduces. That’s what makes it different from other punctuation and can even allow a colon to replace a comma,
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Yeah. We said it. For most authors, punctuation is a means to an end. It is used to communicate more effectively with the audience. This is because most readers aren’t scrutinizing over punctuation as they read. Punctuation is merely a transition from one idea to the next. It is the glue that holds together sentences—the
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A shark with sails crept across the whitecaps, hunting its prey. The two-masted brig’s hull cut the obsidian sea like a blade through skin. From the mainmast flew its dorsal fin: a turquoise flag embroidered with the crossing white cutlasses of the Avowed—loyalist pirates sworn to obey their king and the Cutthroat Code. Not that
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