#04: The Oxford Comma Debate is Dumb, Stupid, and Idiotic

Does reading an article about commas bore you? Yeah, us too. We’ll keep it brief to keep you from going comma-tose. You’re welcome for the horrible joke.

By definition, a comma is a soft pause in a sentence. This is because there is no other good way to show taking a breath in written language. So, a comma is used to separate ideas and action to help readers better understand what is being written. A good way to think about this is, if you are reading a sentence and need to breathe, put a comma there. Of course, this should be done within reason. The last thing, you want, is a sentence, with too many commas, that makes it sound like, you have asthma… See what I mean? Just use common sense—or rather, comma sense.

Rule of thumb? Read a sentence aloud and add a comma whenever you take a breath. You really don’t need any more commas than that. This also goes for phrases at the beginning and end of sentences.

Example 1:

Jacob wanted to fight too.

Jacob wanted to fight, too.

Example 2:

Yet the girl had already jumped over the cliff.

Yet, the girl had already jumped over the cliff.

In both cases, using or not using commas is completely up to you. We prefer to not use commas in either instance, but arguments can be made for a dramatic pause with yet. As with anything related to a writer’s style, you get to choose. Just be consistent.

Of course, this is the idea at a basic level. There are more rules regarding commas that you should learn just to have a better grasp of the norms, even if you decide to ignore them for your own style in fiction. However, these advanced comma rules won’t be discussed here. If you need a refresher on commas, then review the Chicago Manual of Style or William Strunk Jr. & E.B. White’s The Elements of Style. Both are great, but The Elements of Style is far smaller and more concentrated—start there first.

Moving on. The oxford comma is the last comma in a list or series, which is used in conjunction with and or or. For some unknown reason, the oxford comma has become a divisive topic in literary circles. Opponents argue that an oxford comma is unnecessary because and or or is already being used to connect the penultimate and last items in a list. We’ll use the title of this article as an example:

The oxford comma debate is dumb, stupid and idiotic. (without oxford comma)

The oxford comma debate is dumb, stupid, and idiotic. (with oxford comma)

Here, it’s pretty easy to interpret the meaning of the sentence without the oxford comma, as with simpler lists. However, the readability of a sentence changes based on multiple factors: one, that the list is at the end of a sentence; two, that there is only a single word per item in the list; and three, that the list has no subcategories.

Case 1, lists at the beginning of the sentence:

The garden, shed and barn were in the tornado’s path.

Let’s reread it with the comma:

The garden, shed, and barn were in the tornado’s path.

Case 2:

Troy had everything he needed for the party: pizza and snacks, sodas and alcohol and plenty of games.

Let’s reread it with the comma:

Troy had everything he needed for the party: pizza and snacks, sodas and alcohol, and plenty of games.

Case 3:

The bins were full: red stuffed animals and rubber ducks, yellow action figures and dolls and blue toy cars and trains.

Let’s reread it with the comma:

The bins were full: red stuffed animals and rubber ducks, yellow action figures and dolls, and blue toy cars and trains.

See? Using the comma helps separate the sentence, which makes it easier for the reader to read.

Remember, the entire point of using commas—as well as all forms of punctuation—is to help the reader better understand the sentence by segmenting it into more digestible pieces. By using the oxford comma, your reader can better understand the sentence structure of your story, allowing them to focus on the story instead of being distracted by the sentence itself.